If you give the dogs a bath, why do they stink worse the next day?
If you exercise for days and not lose a pound, why do you gain two the next minute if you eat a candy bar?
Murphy’s Law says if you settle for something, the very next day you will find exactly what you want.
In the lottery of life, why am I number 101 on a list of 100?
Why do you drop things you want to hold onto and have nasty things that stick to your shoes that you can’t get off?
Why is it sunny and beautiful out when you have to work and rainy when you want to have a picnic?
Why is there never any money left at the end of the month?
Why does love make you hurt?
If God only gives you what you can handle, when do you know when to say when?
Why does your hair look good on days when you don’t have to leave the house?
Why do gas prices keep going up?
Why do they call it your period, when it should be an exclamation point?
Why are you guaranteed a pimple on picture day?
Why are the best laid plans always foiled?
If it is a nice day to sleep in, then why do people always call you at 8am?
If you teach a man to fish, will he eat for life or get mercury poisoning?
If you study hard, will you pass the class?
